Greetings Mask-Wearers:
“You beat the grass and probe the Principle
Only to see into your nature.
Right now…. where is your nature?” …………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Zen Koan
“A permanent state of transition is man’s most noble condition” ………………………………………………………………Juan Ramon Jimenez
Who’s makin’ love to your old lady…. while you are out makin’ love?” ………………………………………………………. Johnnie Taylor
In honor of the recent Passover (quite late as usual) …an extremely lapsed (maybe even disappeared) Jew, offers Ten (maybe twelve) questions for this Sunday’s sermon. Answers below you can match to the question:
- Should we be reopening our states amidst the Virus concerns?
- What do you do when you have 244 pieces of art to hang in your new house and can’t agree on any of it?
- What is it like to have dozens of masked people go through your house and tell you everything they don’t like about it?
- Is it safer to go back to Vermont during The Plague or stay put in Ohio?
- What kind of role model is Mr. Pence when he refuses to wear a mask in a major medical facility that requires anyone entering to wear one?
- What does one do on their birthday during Quarantine?
- What does Lucy do when she is freed up from her new fenced home and gets to go nuts back at the old homestead?
- How cute are toddler granddaughters?
- What happens when you can’t get a haircut for months?
- Should you wear a mask to go to the toilet?
- Is Zoom better than Sex?
- Why is this year different than all other years?
Answers…or not….
- See the “Dirty Girl” picture
- Such a wonderful opportunity to spend time with your loved one(s)
- Why not? Only 233K more people projected to die by the end of June as a result
- Tell them to F___ Off
- Blow up your TV throw away your paper, Go to the country, build you a home, Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches, Try an’ find Jesus on your own
- It will mess up his hair, for Chrissakes.
- Depends on the quality of your internet connection
- A picture tells a thousand words
- Tie up The Queen and start hanging…
- Not if there is someone in there waving a gun and ranting about their freedom to choose
- Does The Pond wait for anyone?
- You revert to Your Sixties CHE look
And that my friends….is ENOUGH!!!
Papi