Stu’s Reviews- #575- TV Series – “Wayne”- Amazon 1 Season

Genre: TV Series  

Grade: NR

Notable People:  Mark McKenna, Ciara Bravo, Joshua J. Williams, Stephen Kearin, Created by: Shawn Simmons

Title: Wayne

Review: This from the IMBD summary on “Wayne”: “Wayne, a 16 year-old Dirty Harry with a heart of gold, sets out on a small two stroke road bike from Boston to Florida with his new friend Del to get back the shit-hot 79′ Trans-Am that was stolen from his father before he died.” I have never before used someone else’s review, but could not figure out how to summarize this truly bizarre show. Despite the show seeming to be nuts at times, it captured our attention in a constant “are you puling our legs on this, or not”, kind of way. I also could not give it a rating- it’s definitely a love it or hate it show, but Wayne is an unforgettable character- along with several others on the series.

Settlin’ Back into the Greens

Greetings Fellow Travelers:

“Tilling the field in the shadow of a hill. Not a bird sings” ………………Buson

“Little by little- one travels far” ……………………………Some Astute Spaniard

“Silence is so accurate” ……………………………………………Mark Rothko

“Don’t confront me with my failures- I have not forgotten them” ..Jackson Browne

“Well, the first days are the hardest days- don’t you worry anymore” ……Garcia/Hunter

GREEN is the color of the moun-tain lair……in the morning when I rise (Donovan-ish) ……I’m just wild about Saffron…………. First full week on The Mount produced many observations…….

Fourth of July………..first gathering around The Town Green in two years……..lots of hugging, hand slapping…..that’s what happens in a state with a near 90% Vax rate….in a state with a Republican governor, mind you…..though thankfully not named DeSantis, Abbott or Noel (the Unholy trio)…..still apparently a Plaque hoax in those places……..but, I digress…….the eight minute parade was magnificent….and The Queen….well you got to see the pix…nuff’ said……resumed Sunday rituals (what, if not rituals?)…and made the short mountain drive down trough Weston,  Londonderry, to Stratton mountain, for the call- in exotic sausages at Honeypie and a short dirt road walk….

Days spent whacking and whacking and whacking (machine induced whacking, that is) ……uncovered The Pond from its four-foot surround of weeds and got the poor man’s pump/fountain going…. got the 55-year-old mower running and slayed the yard…. posted on line for yard boy/girl……no takers…. just ol’ Nanna and Papi with the ancient power tools …. gonna need a better caretaker……

The gym at Okemo has fully reopened now…. but ONLY for hotel guests and condo owners …. locals left out…. ugghh….so got The Gym in the barn set up and back to cosmic, barnyard exercising (or exorcising?) …. but who’s complaining?

The Queen is reclaiming her throne with many planning events with the local Association yentas and starting up her multiple volunteering efforts……busy enough that after ten days we still have not vacuumed the house……but then again, who’s gonna know?

The Dumpmaster expressed great dissatisfaction, on our return, that we had said we would be back in June, and it was the first week in July……. which apparently left him more cantankerous than usual……

Made it down to Sal’s’ Red- Gravy dive for its many iterations of the same pasta dish on Thursday night…and on the way stopped in our tracks in Cuttingsville to check out the familiar looking Subaru for sale on the side of the road……which drew our eyes, because it was our Subaru that we just sold in January….we could tell by Lucy’s footprints embedded on the console…..guess our buyers (once were friends of friends- wanting to be our friends- but probably not anymore) did not care for the ol’ clunker- although did notice they were selling it for 2K more than they bought it….a bit surreal…

Friday, we geared up for a full day in the city (well, Rutland, which is as close as we get, but not to be confused with The Apple, or Boston or even Burlington)….Aside from shopping and lunch at Ernie’s Hand Carved (shockingly good corned beef and pastrami on rye for the hinterlands)….we bit the bullet and visited both the Verizon and AT&T phone emporiums……to me that is like used car shopping….but, what are you gonna do, when you’re going on ten days of no phones through Sprint….time for a change, no….The monopolizers were by far more professional and service oriented…..so hopefully we can make the jump this week and have some form of contact with the flatland..

During the shopping, I came close to having my first physical altercation in probably 45 years….when an Old Vermont codger took exception with my sliding by him to get milk, after he ignored my three “excuse- mes”…started yelling at me and got in my face…luckily a store manager intervened before I went for the KO…then he followed me around the store, giving me the stink-eye, while guzzling beer from one hand and maple syrup from the other…..I’m going to assume he was unvaccinated….

After a week of mostly cold and rain, Saturday dawned a perfect mountain day – 75, sunny, blue skies, zero humidity, so we headed into town early to hit the post office to see if our mail, which has been floating around since some time in April, had found us (it can wind up in any of the 3 post offices within two miles of us)….don’t get me started on the postal service unless you plan to give me a rifle and show me a bell tower (how many times can I use that?)…..suffice to say that no amount of funding will fix that venerable institution. After only having to visit two of the three offices, we got a few floaters, and made for Ludlow to pick up breakfast sandwiches at The Café-at –Delight ( it’s at the only light in Ludlow, get it?)…..calling in the order turned out to be a long term commitment, the young woman can only be described as resembling the woman from the Dr. Rick “how to not be your parents’” commercials…the one who has the no cussin’, no fussin’ sign)-had to tell her the simple two- sandwich order four times and literally spell out wheat toast for her…….

….After a protracted wait, we got our grub and stumbled on to the magnificent Ludlow Cemetery with many levels of ancient stones and beautiful view of the slopes and valley…..and….a phone signal….my phone rang for the first time in ten days…and I was so excited I talked to a robo-caller…..Satiated by the breakfast, views and a good walk….we continued on to Shrewsbury to impromptu visit the Trout King and pick up the annual bucket of Pond Elixir…he said he had no time for us, but let us go down to the tanks  anyway, and then yakked at us for a half hour, with the mantra “what Pond Sins shave you committed so far this year”?…… eventually we left with our $300 bucket…and on to see Farmer Jeff to buy three months worth of organic Yogi meats…thus stocked, we headed home, where The Queen engaged in hours of garden restoration, while Papi hit the couch….

And, so, here we are…another day, another dollar…what’s in your wallet?

Happy trails to you-until we met again.

Papi- Monster

Stu’s Reviews- #574- TV Series – “Lupin”- Netflix 2 Seasons

Genre: TV Series  

Grade: A-

Notable People:  Omar Sy, Herve Pierre, Ludivine Sagnier, Antoine Gouy, Created by: George Kay and Francois Uzan

Title: Lupin

Review: this French series (sub-titles) is the bomb- a magical recounting of Assane Diop (the wonderful Sy) – a gentleman French burglar, trying to avenge the plotted death of his father by a corrupt French millionaire. Diop models himself on his childhood hero, the internationally known French thief, Arsene Lupin, and the show is a whirlwind of sleight of hand, Houdini like escapes and brilliant ploys. The cast is outstanding, the filming in Paris magnificent and each plot a barn burner. Just captivating serial TV. A third season is in the works- can’t wait.

Stu’s Reviews- #573- TV Series – “Us”- PBS 1 Season

Genre: TV Series  

Grade: A-

Notable People:  Tom Hollander, Saskia Reeves, Tom Taylor Created by: David Nicholls

Title: Us

Review: this two part, four-hour miniseries on the ever- fulfilling Masterpiece theater, is adapted by Nicholls from his own novel. A married couple in their 50s, Douglas and Connie Petersen (Hollander and Reeves), plan to take one last “grand tour” of Europe for the sake of their teenage son Albie (Taylor), who is about to leave for college. The story begins with Connie announcing to Douglas that she thinks their marriage should end, and follows Douglas’ awkward attempts to win her back by proving he can be more spontaneous. Though no great shakes, it an honest look at real family struggles, as they traipse around Europe trying to find themselves. Hollander is a bastion of dry English humor and the cast is generally very good. On site filming in Paris, Amsterdam, Venice, Sienna, Barcelona and the Spanish seacoast is wonderful. The shows are lighter fun and good for summer watching. This is one and done mini-series.

Stu’s Reviews- #572- Book – “The Vanishing Half”- Brit Bennett

Genre: Book  

Grade: A

Notable People:  Britt Bennett

Title: The Vanishing Half

Review: Absolutely marvelous second novel by this California wittier, who won all kinds of awards for her first effort “Mothers”, which I loved and reviewed here last year. The second book is even better. Gripping from the very start, with great plot twists, dead on psychological insights and a challenging forum for looking at racism through a variety of lenses. The book travels from rural Louisiana to DC, Los Angeles and New York and back in this radiant story of two twin sisters raised in a community exclusively of extremely light skinned black people (fictional Mallard, LA.), who pursue their adult identities in dramatically different fashions, and the effects on their lives, their daughters, their communities and each other. Very, very powerful and exceedingly well written book that was a gift from my daughter, who continues to challenge me on issue of social significance.

Back on The Mount………

Greetings Fellow Travelers –and Happy Independence Day to all:

“Summer Lightning! Yesterday in the East, today in the West” …………………………………………………………………………………………………. Takari Kikaku

“After all, if I can’t be myself, who can?” ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Patrick Dennis

“We WILL Survive” …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Garcia/Hunter

Got back on Thursday after a uniquely uneventful two-day drive, with the animals all roaming about the packed cars. Overnight in Binghamton with classic Chinese from a dive near the hotel. Not a lot has YET happened, but thought to get in a little BLOG practice with quick hello to all……Welcome Back, Kotter………. thus, a simple few observations:

We left weeks of 90 degrees plus tropics in the Heartland to arrive to three straight days of all day rain and fifty degree temps………welcome to the mountains…

Already missing the three granddaughters (and the one due shortly) who we spent four plus months seeing a lot of…as Ohio began to return to some sense of normal….the birds came out….the Cicadas went nuts….had people in our house and even staying over for the first time in 15 months, actually got on plane and went to see The Prodigal for a glorious week in Paradise, went to TWO real baseball games, and The Band started to play again….so will be more jonesing than usual for the kids, grandkids and old friends

We may need a property management company if we are going to stay in the Heartland this late in the season. We had Ancient George mow for us, but clearly that is more like bush hogging, so the yard is a mess with four foot stalks surrounding THE POND, trees and rocks. May need triple chiropractic appointments after we get it all wacked……hard to tell what shape The POND is in, as can’t see it yet…but, MURKY, seems apparent……

Cable companies……. I’m looking for a rifle and bell tower…. Comcast promised a simple “plug it in, it will work” internet experience…which went fine until they then wanted a security check by sending me the ubiquitous security code via text……problem being no internet, no phones, no text, no nothin’…… Well, internet got up and running –after two trips to the closest mountaintop to get a one- bar -cell – signal if I stood on one leg and faced north by northeast with the wind at my back…just so I could call Comcast and tell them we could not get a security text code because we had no phones without the internet. Had to change all our security settings…spent hours and hours……. but now working……BUT phone booster not working –so still no phone service and no help from sprint…….so may be on non-speaking terms with the rest of the world…. Zoom, anyone?……………….Country livin’………

Aging does not boost moving- in experiences…seems like what used to take us a day, may be taking a week…even with our level of obsessiveness….175-year-old houses need lots of opening up love…. gettin’ there, but really need a yard/house boy badly…takers?

Have not left the manse except for the most expensive grocery trip in history, two trips to Rutland to find dam printer ink, and quick hitters to replenish at Ramuntos, Java Babas and Taco-Taco……the grand culinary trifecta for homeless people……………………

Today is first community event in Mt. Holly in two years…and The Queen is off to help get the Association float ready for the eight-minute parade at noon…. will be our first venture into a (mostly) maskless Vermont world (almost 90% Vax rate here)….so will see how much our friends and peeps have aged in two years….hoping for an exotic sausage run down to Londonderry later today…and a much needed dirt road walk….

And finally, now that Vermont is legalized and edibles are the rage…. date night has been re-dubbed “Cookie and Nookie”….only in Vermont….the Brave Little state…..

May the year ahead be a lot better than the year behind…. for all of us, I’ll be in touch…and we’ll keep the light n for you……..

Stu/Papi

Stu’s Reviews- #571- Book – “Deal Breaker”- Harlan Coben

Genre: Book

Grade: B+

Notable People:  Harlan Coben

Title: Deal Breaker

Review: Got this book as birthday gift; one in a long series by the prolific Coben, that features Myron Bolitar. Bolitar is fledgling sports agent, former pro football player and FBI special agent, who has a pension foe trouble. It’s an interesting premise and wicked whodunnit with some innovative characters. The writing is above average, but not sterling. Bolitar is somewhat in the classic private eye mode and the book is an illuminating take on the down and dirty of sports agents. Coben has a number of series he writes, and is, coincidentally, the author of “No Second Chance” which was made into a fresh steaming series that I recently watched and was quite good. His books seem to be particularly suitable for transfer to the screen. If you are a big mystery fan, this is a good book- if you are not, it’s a skip.

Stu’s Reviews- #570- TV Series – “The Handmaid’s Tale”- Hulu 4 Seasons

Genre: TV Series

Grade: A-

Notable People:  Elizabeth Moss, Joseph Fiennes, Yvonne Strahovski, Created by: Bruce Miller

Title: The Handmaid’s Tale

Review: Season Four completed last night, was way out on the fringe emotionally and intensely. Everyone either loves or hates this show. I lean towards love, but with some reservations. Season four dragged at times with too many flashbacks and felt completely over the top at others. Moss’ PTSD seems caricatured some episodes, and the dialog wavers at times. That all said, this is brilliant television. Moss redefines living right to the edge, Fiennes is brilliant in his almost nice man ultimate evil, and Strahovski, as Serena Joy, turns in a career performance (check her out a few season on “Dexter”). The show is uber-bizarre at times, but forces us to face the realities of a world run amok, which we have stuck our feet into the water with, in recent years. The finale of season four left me wondering how there could be another season, but have not heard anything to the contrary. This show is not for the over-sensitive or squeamish.

Stu’s Reviews- #569- Book- “The Long Way Home””- Louise Penny

Genre: Book 

Grade:  A

Notable People: Louise Penny

Title:  “The Long Way Home”

Review:      If my previous dozen or so reviews have not motivated you to check out Penny’s extraordinary Chief Inspector Gamache series……. well……you’re missing something. These books are brilliantly written- blending crime fiction with masterful psychological drama and a wonderful sense of both place and humor. Penny is simply the bomb. These books are very hard to put down. This one has it all. Gamache has seemingly retired and moved in to his muse, the fabled village of Three Pines, Quebec……but that does not end his internal and external investigations to solve complicate crimes and resolve life arcs. The cast of characters only gets better with each work, and this one takes us on a wild ride to the remote and mysterious corner of Quebec along the St. Lawrence Seaway….to the beauty of the Charlevoix region (a must trip). Along the way we have forty year old cults, crazed artists, a road trip for the ages….and…..the Garden of Cosmic Speculation (NO SHIT!!!!). I’d say you can’t make this shit up, but Penny does and with reverence and aplomb. Masterpieces!

Stu’s Reviews- #568- Book- “Dark Sky””- CJ Box

Genre: Book    

Grade:  A-

Notable People: CJ Box

Title:  “Dark Sky”

Review:      The latest installment in the long running Joe Pickett-Wyoming Game Warden series is a barn burner from start to finish. Silicon Valley giant comes to Wyoming to bag Big Elk; Joe gets assigned by the corrupt Governor to guide him into the Bighorns so he will consider locating a massive new tech facility in Wyoming- based on his wonderful experience in the mountain west……then all hell breaks loose. Joes’ friend, Nate Romanowski- the legendary Falconer outlaw remains a character for the literary ages, and Box does a really nice job of filling out all his characters…and the man just flat out knows the Bighorns. Read the whole thing in three days- perfect summer reading.