Papi’s Big Adventure- Day Four- the Other Side of the Carib

Short report…long day of training in St. Vincent….location is everything….It’s really St. Vincent AND the Grenadines….very touchy here about leaving that out….and Grenadines is where you want to be…somewhere over the volcanic mountain….that’s where all the Yanks go to sun and sun….I’m at the best part of St. V.-a small inlet area on south shore….but the rest….well, it’s a bit like most of Mexico…..Kingston Capitol….dirty, grimy, poor…..picked up by full-fledged military camo guy this morning for hair raising ride through the hills to avoid rush hour traffic….several teeth loosened from the potholes…..training was in ancient church biding and was a cluster of chaos…need to send them to Granada for some tips…break snacks unimaginable- in church basement, but took one for the team, tried everything to be a good American ……goats, sheep, feral dogs abounding… the locals seemed to like Ol’ Papi…only white man for miles around…..today was a roomful of very colorful women…..no men in sight…crawled back to the villa for more work and dinner under the Noel big top…..fish and more fish…and more rum punch….off to St. Lucia tomorrow with a terrible four hour layover in Barbados….Coup still potentially in the offing at next stop of Dominica so not sure if I wind up stuck in St. Lucia for better part of a week ……………………..could be worse

Highlight of day ….for three bucks had my sewage pants washed and pressed….ready to go……

Up at four….90 year old taxi man comes up the mountain right to my cottage to take me to tiny airport in Grenada….board fight to Barbados to then sit for three hours to board second flight to St. Vincent…but they change flight plan and land in St. Vincent first-so then have to talk my way off the plane and convince someone to get my bag off….quite the negotiation… the result was that I arrived at little resort by the sea before 9 am….after a wild locomotive ride from the airport…barely missing sending many of the goats and sheep along the road….to meet their maker….which is just as well, since I dined on one of them tonight…

The Beachcomber’s Resort is tucked in a little bay on the south end of the island….not quite the accommodations I had in Grenada…more a hotel room deal….but a gorgeous property…with pool and sea fifty yards from my door…

Th rest of the day went…..breakfast, ocean, pool…..lunch….work, nap…..ocean, pool….work….dinner…with harrowing walk to nearby tiny town fit in, in blazing sun and lunatic drivers honking at me at every turn….and on the wrong side of the road I might add….it is so British that even the natives speak with a Brit accent….very formal…when I walk into the office…all the women behind the desk immediately jump upright….

There is a cool little boardwalk along the seaside that you have to periodically get off and walk through the tide….and many Rastas….all of whom offered to take me home and share the goods (even with my buzz cut, they seemed to infer I was of their ilk)…

Lots of fish to see in the water, even without my snorkel, which my beloved convinced me I did not need to bring…

And Christmas….these people are nuts…endless loop of Jingle Bell Rock playing and the like…and the dining room decked out with Christmas placemats, candles tree and lights…they are all in….

Last time I was in SV was on a Windjammer cruise with Tess…when she literally hurtled off a cliff into a small pool of water…while all the cruisers watched in horror…..less drama this time…..

Off tomorrow for big day in Kingston capitol…they are sending the military out to pick me up in the morning…..

Papi’s Big Adventure- Day Two- Papi Held Hostage

Are you keepin’ up with this?

Early morning hot rain…..wandered out to breakfast nook high up in hills- could not find my way back to cottage-the place is a maize…

No US electric service…bought converters on Amazon but they don’t work here ….had to borrow BIG black box transformer from hotel…..weighs 20 pounds….lights flicker when it comes on…

Long first day of training….but Grenadians are just wonderful folk…..was at best hotel on island with massive spreads for breaks and lunch for overlooking the ocean….probably all downhill from here. Flight tomorrow at 5 am to St. Vincent, where I have no idea who to contact or where to go……island style..

Jenn should be happy…..eating nothing but fish and salad…but quite hungry at night…….need some pastrami….

Rum Punch…….running on fumes already…and four islands, 12 flights and numerous punches to go….

Got filthy typhoid pants and sox hand washed and dry…but had to go find the massive hotel exhaust fan to lay out my soaked sneakers…still going to be a wet foot journey tomorrow….cooties abound

Place filled with Brits and Aussies …all watching Cricket….what’s wrong with baseball?

Trainings here all start with prayer and national anthem….I wept…..and that was before they read my bio for ten minutes….

Surrounded by warm ocean and hot swimming pools…and no play time….ugggh….

Another long day with dinner poolside with my local peeps…….Onward…..

Mid-winter Bonus

Been sending nightly dispatches to the family on my Caribbean project travels…and thought… what the hey…should put them on the BLOG….so here’s all of the last week’s…WHY NOT?

Want to keep up with Papi????…here’s the brief synopsis…

CMH at 6 am for flight to Miami…the on to Granada….uneventful….arrived at Grenada (GRUN-NAY-DA)….around 3:30 local time (hour ahead of EST) and emerged to 86 degree steam…..found old taxi-man…spoke some kind of English though I could not get a word of it….hotel eight minutes away……Blue Horizon Guest Cottages…very cute and three mutes from the majestic Grand Anse Beach…600 yards of pristine white sand….Cottages sit on 6 ¼ acre bid sanctuary with 27 species of tropical birds, who will likely keep me up all night…..Had drinks with two local juvenile justice ministry ladies…one of whom was probably is a recent Miss Granada….then a very slow dinner by the pool (island time)…big doings down the road with thousands of Grenadians arriving for lighting of Christmas lights and fireworks….went out to take a peak and fell in a ditch of typhoid quality sewage water (like father, like son )…with all my good clothes on I had worn to dinner…spent last hour making cottage filthy with residue of scum and took three showers….cannot imagine how my shit is going to dry in this heat…including my tennis shoes..

And this is …just…. Day One!!!

Stu’s Reviews- #433- TV Series- ” Outlander”- Steve Martin- STARZ/Netflix

Genre: TV Series- 5 Seasons (first two available on Netflix, last three only on STARZ)

Grade: A-

Notable People: Catriona Balfe, Sam Heughan, John Bell, Sophie Skelton, Richard Rankin, Developed by: Ronald D. Moore

Title: Outlander

Review: A combat nurse in 1945 is suddenly transported back to the mid-1700s…and the adventure begins. For five seasons, Claire Frazier has been moving back and forth in time through the mysterious rocks at Inverness between the modern American world and rural Scotland…home of clan Mackenzie, and her beloved Jamie …eventually moving in season five to America in both time eras. Sprawling historical drama of the rough and tumble times in which the Scots fought to remain independent of Great Britain, the ultimate failure of the rebellion and the crossing of the Pond to the new world. All of this tied up in a larger than life love story and many tales of bravery and redemption. Heroes abound, danger ever present, intimacy pursued in the most unlikely places. Balfe and Heughan are fantastic as the star-crossed lovers across the centuries. The supporting cast is top notch, and the cinematography fantastic. I thought the last season faltered a bit…but left us on a precipice waiting for season six . We like the show well enough that I bought season five on DVD rather than subscribe to STARZ. More seasons coming to Netflix soon. Great binge watching opp.

Stu’s Reviews- #432- Book- “An Object of Beauty”- Steve Martin

Genre: Book

Grade: A-

Notable People: Steve Martin

Title: An Object f Beauty

Review: Yes…this is THE Steve Martin…..who writes the same way he does comedy, acting and banjo playing….in short- satisfying bursts (the chapters in this book are a wonderful- for- bedtime reading 2-5 pages long). In actuality this is the third of his written works I have read, and he is quite the writer…… evocatively descriptive , historically accurate and with an eye for characters and detail. This book centers around Lacey, the object of the narrator’s eternal desire (Clearly Martin himself) who is totally unattainable to another human being, as she pursues her rising star ad manipulate her way in the NYC art world. I was transfixed by this character , and wanted her myself….even while loathing her as one of the most shallow and self-serving people ever articulated …a veritable carnal queen. The book is set in the NY and international art world from the mid-80s through 2010….and frames it all in a dizzying array of detail, while touching on the semantic events of: the 90s economic boom, 9/11 and the 207 collapse of the economy. If you have any interest in the world of art….this is quite the primer. I savored all of this book and looked forward to my daily little chapters. Martin is a genuine artist.

Stu’s Reviews- #431- TV Series- “Goliath”- Amazon

Genre: TV Series- Three Seasons

Grade: A-

Notable People: Billy Bob Thornton, Tania Raymonde, Nina Arianda, Dianna hopper, Ana de la Reguera, Created by: Jonathan Shapiro and David E. Kelley

Title: Goliath

Review: Another vehicle for the considerable talents of Billy Bob, with an excellent supporting cast featuring the irascible Nina Arianda (Billions). Billy Bob is an exiled and often drunk LA lawyer, who rises to the occasion to fight for little guys dealing with big guy weird shit. In a small (but potent) role, in the background is the great William Hurt as his former law partner, and evil nemesis (read all-around scumbag). Each of the three seasons has gotten more complex and convoluted…and the last one (currently on amazon) outright bizarre- seems to be a strange tribute to Twin Peaks and David Lynch, in general. Lots of really weird stuff set mostly in a remote casino. But, hey…its Billy Bob…and worth the trip.

Stu’s Reviews- #430- TV Series- “Poldark”- PBS/Amazon

Genre: TV Series- Five Seasons

Grade: A-

Notable People: Aidan Turner, Eleanor Tomlinson, Elise Chappell, Jack Farthing, Created by: Debbie Horsfield

Title: Poldark

Review: Another in a long line of BBC “Masterpiece” masterpieces to hit pay dirt in the States. Beautifully filmed and acted story of a returning Revolutionary War Captain to his home in stunning Cornwall. An activist and fiercely independent, Poldark takes on the evils of the Empire, while carving out a life on the rough and tumble British coast with his luminous and fiery wife, and former scullery maid, Demelza. Captivating story and dialog, that faded a bit in its final season…but well worth the watch. Th first four seasons are now available on Amazon Prime.

Stu’s Reviews- #429- Book- “Half a Crown”- Jo Walton

Genre: Book

Grade: A

Notable People: Jo Walton

Title: Half a Crown

Review: Need winter reading? The third in Walton’s “Small Change” trilogy only goes a step further from the first two. Brilliantly written, tension filled and wildly fanciful, the book is a thriller set inside an alternate history in which Britain made peace Hitler and the US did not become involved in The War. The British government has become Fascist and authoritarian. Peter Carmichael, formerly a police inspector at Scotland Yard, is ironically(and being forced to) now head the secret police called “The Watch” where he deals with political intrigue by those jealous of his position and tries to safeguard his teenage ward while keeping secret his illicit activities helping Jews and dissidents who wish to flee the country. The book jumps forward to 1960 from where the last one left off in 1949, and the level of government tyranny has increased dramatically, after Hitler and his Japanese cronies crushed the US and Russia by atomizing Miami and Moscow. Walton has a great touch for bringing back wonderful characters from the proceeding books in a subtle- almost cameo, way. This is a book it is really hard to put down. Too, too good.

Last Dance 2019

Buongiorno:

“Having precise ideas of often leads a man to doing nothing” ……………………………………………………………………………………………………..Socrates

“The torch of doubt and chaos….this is what the Sage steers by”………………………………………………………………………………………………….Chuang- Tzu

“Those were the days my friend..…I thought they’d never end”…………………………………………………………………………………………………….Mary Hopkin

Sunday morning 9 am….November 3rd

There’s a light……..some kind of light……that shines its light on me……I want my life to be…..You don’t know what it’s like…..you don’t know what it’s like…….The time has one…..bittersweet endings approach…and Cowtown beckons….Thursday it is!…the end of another season of wanderlusts and Mountain Zen life……..but…not yet…..

It really seems like it is time to go….the leaves are gone…and it’s officially Stick Season on the Mount…restaurants are closed, people are hibernating…we can see the road from our house with no foliage…a stark kind of beauty, in reality….and getting’’ mighty cold…

Our delightful weekend with Ry, Lauren and The Mighty Quinn ended last Sunday night with a Full Monte Vermont fireside dinner in the rarely used living room that is the Walter and Karen Shrine (unchanged since the day they left the house to us )…..then Monday morning they were off to the heartland….

The last week has been a blur with a series of “lasts”….transitions suck….REALLY…but we are relatively on top of it……So…..Endings are what we are currently about….went to a cocktail party , hosted by The Queen last night….to honor the retiring Queen Emeritus of the community association…..filled with locals we usually don’t see or interact with….Friday night was our final trip to the beloved East, the most elegant of Asian emporium’s, for one last dinner date with TJFM…who we will miss greatly as he continues his ongoing battle with serious illness….

And packing, organizing, lists galore, arrangements….that is who we are right now…..so….this will be short, by necessity….will there be more?….who knows….Is winter life as Snowbirds to Ohio Blog worthy?….only your hairdresser knows for sure….

But tonight…. is our last hurrah….eighteen of our nearest and dearest gathering here for the annual Friendsgiving supper…..and They will ALL be here……so in honor of that…and of the impending leave…..I will be posting tonight a photo gallery of BLOG character credits with photos after The Soiree….as I know you have waited for years with baited breaths to see what the cast of Vermont Ramble look like in real life (or maybe surreal life)….

So put my symbolic pen down for last Sunday preparations, last visit to The Dump, making friend deposits, the post office box…..and to see the bare trees….and he will finish this post later tonight…after The Soiree, with the inclusion of The Gallery….

Suffice it to say….I will miss The Weekly Sermon from the Mount….and now sign off from The Inn at Scum Pond…until we meet again……….

Happy trails to you,

Ferlin’/Papi/Chuck/Dad/Cuz/Uncle/ TCJ/Skippy