Green Settlin’

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“There comes a time when one asks of Shakespeare, even of Beethoven, “Is this all?” ………………………………………………………………………………. Aldous Huxley

“There will always be suffering, but we must not suffer over the suffering” …………………………………………………………………………………………………. Alan Watts

“Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else” ……………………………………………………………………………………Jerry Garcia  

Did you ever have to make up your ind? ……To pick up one and leave the other behind? It’s not often easy, it’s not often kind…did you ever have to make up your mind?…………………………..

Kids in Disney’s very hot summer universe pix attached for viewing….

Oh Queen, where art thou? The Queen (TQ) has re-established her court in The Mount….connecting with her volunteer efforts, her bone building, her posse and her rituals….out an about doing the deeds daily….developing new efforts to hand re-invent the land with the evisceration of our rear section of overgrowth; now housing a varietal of dug up and relocated saplings abducted from many trails and dirt roads…….and in her efforts to eradicate mowable space has now erected a tomato tent smack dab in the middle…she spends her days swathed in white fiber and black fly netting happily humming her way around the manse…dreaming up new and better projects…

Whilst, TQ engages in her efforts at yard eradication, social change and woman power, I search for lunch. I search near and I search far – and am befuddled by the utter lack of options regardless of direction….Since Covid, eating option losses include: beloved Sal’s in Wallingford, once beloved Sam’s Steakhouse (early bird deal of the century), the only locals place in tourist-bound Ludlow (Da café at DaLite), local legend Harrys , the local subway (only a slab now), and our closest grocery store and drug store-and of course, our local general store (closed two years now, and still under perpetual construction)….we are evaporating…..there is still lunch around- at about $13 a sandwich pop….which far. far exceeds my sensibilities and my allowable dally quota………where have all the flowers gone…where is the free lunch…where art the men that I used to sport with?………

Dirt road walks have resumed in earnest…with Lucy Lou far racing off into the woods to chase the very evasive “chippie” (any form of rodent that runs away) ……and …… to come back covered in a- animal shit, b- dead animal carcass, c- poison ivy or d- Lyme-bearing Ticks……………. it’s a dangerous world out there…….

Transitioning from suburban convenience to the rural mountain landscape always creates adjustments.  But these have become increasingly challenging (post Covid-post floods) and represents daily exotic (NOT erotic!) puzzles to solve.  Obtaining a jug of milk is akin to crossing the frontier in a covered wagon, sometimes amounting to an hour and a half of roundtrip journey.  This week I continued my mountain auto and phone journeys; finding my way back to the original sin, car dealer dealership to resume my efforts at defeating the random, flashing error lights that haunt my vehicle- this all before my 100,000-mile warranty expires next week. 

Even more challenging has been the amazing quest to secure a battery that might permit my medieval cell phone to take advantage of the newly spectacular availability of cell service at The Mount- with our switch to lovable Consumer Cellular.  But alas, not a battery within a 2-hour drive and the online mavens take a full week plus to find us- and that, only by having the orders sent to a fake mailbox belonging to the Masseuse at the Trailer.  Having finally been notified of delivery, I found her mailbox empty, then realizing that the benevolent, but not so competent, folks at the government’s mail dictatorship had kindly decided to not deliver to the proscribed address- but instead to lovingly hold this for me at my post office box- which had just closed for the next two days.  In disbelief, we messaged our friendly former postmistress, who agreed to meet us at the boarded up facility, to allow us access the long sought forbidden fruit; only to discover we had been sent the wrong battery.  Apparently, No phone for Bonzo- not yet, not today, maybe Tuesday…..  Did I mention some things are more challenging in the mountains?

Has anyone watched “The Patient” on Hulu……….  Role of a lifetime and show of the year………..  A rare piece of true small screen art………  Watch for coming review.

Is anybody watching the NBA playoffs?  Hard to maintain interest in June for the 50 million dollar men……….  It’s time for baseball, no?

Been trying to use speech recognition to offset constant stress of typing…. with mixed results.  While dictating this I coincidentally passed gas, resulting in the computer asking me “what was that?”

On the upside of mountain transitions, there is a fine dirt road waiting around every bend, the wonderfully empty Spring house at Okemo as my personal exercise facility and trails in the woods directly outside my door to romp down for my jogs…………  Not to mention the plethora of Creamee opps, shimmering lakes, regular jaunts to the one and only Ramuntos pizza, farmer’s markets ubiquitously placed and 85 degrees’ days with no humidity. 

Our mountain milieu provides a comforting safe harbor after the fruitless search for something resembling free lunch and a half day spent going to town for provisions, like some Friday night’s farmer’s ritual ….and then cruising Rutland’s’ miracle mile, back and forth, for hours on end, searching for one good thing…. left de circle…………….…right de circle……

Today we will try to connect with the legendary Trout King-to get The Pond its annual burst of macrobiotic energy in the form of his magic $300 secret bucket of nutrients, then a possible visit to a cancer ailing friend and the wiling away of what looks like a rainy day- such is a Sunday in the Greens.

Until we meet again can-just try and reach me…. if you can …. good luck with that.  Be well one and all.

Estuardo

Stu’s Reviews- #808- TV Series – “A Man in Full”- Netflix- 1 Season

Genre: TV Series

Grade: B+/A-

Notable People: Jeff Daniels, L. Warren Young, Tom Pelphrey, Diane Lane, Lucy Liu, William Jackson, Ami Ameen, Created by: David E. Kelley

Title: A Man in Full

Review: another vehicle for Jeff Daniels shining star (from the great Tom Wolfe novel in a series co-produced by The Obamas); fresh off the gritty northeast coal country of American Rust, into this role as the “60 Minute Man”, a college football icon, turned ruthless businessman, living in a traditional good ol’ boy, southern power frenzy, while the world is shifting away from him. Daniel’s is spectacular and the cast formidable, though mostly not very likeable. Indefatigable Charley Croker’s business and political interests collide when the Atlanta real estate tycoon defends his empire from those wanting to capitalize on his sudden bankruptcy and fall from grace. The story, of lies, deceit and greed is set against an undertone of racial tension and social injustice, with an all-star cast of African –American actors. Pelphrey is despicable as the man with a giant inferiority complex trying to bring the great tycoon down, and Ladd is perfectly radiant as Charlies’ ex-wife. Young steels the show as the corporate lawyer turned reluctant desperate defense attorney as he searches to find his moral compass. Limited six-episode series that was intensely enough. Won’t be back.  

Stu’s Reviews- #806- Book – “Drift””- L.T. Ryan

Genre: Book    

Grade: B+

Notable People: L.T. Ryan

Title:  Drift

Review: Ryan is beyond prolific- having self-published over a hundred books in 8-9 different serial forms. This series is relatively new and co-written with Detective Brian Shea. It shows-very inside info on detective doings, centered around Rachel Hatch, a former Covert Ops soldier now roaming around the country making bad people pay. She is an absolute takes no shit- kick ass character who struggles with emotions and connections- but is working on it. Though not the most well writhe novel I have read, Ryan is good storyteller and Hatch is a captivating subject. Big on all the bestseller lists- with a lot more where this came from.

Stu’s Reviews- #807- TV Series – “American Rust”- Prime- Season 2

Genre: TV Series       

Grade: B+/A-

Notable People: Jeff Daniels, Maura Tierney, Alex Nuestaedtner, Created by: Dan Futtermen

Title: American Rust

Review: Third season not as rich as the first two for this dark and foreboding drama set in the far reaches of Western Pennsylvania coal country. Daniels is his usual amazing self (he is everywhere these days) as the lonely and depressed Police Chief, now returned to his former life as a Pittsburgh Detective. The critics really did not like this show, for reasons I can’t really understand. It is a bit slow moving, and, at times, a bit predictable. But, Daniels is a tour de force (as always) in a complicated role and the supporting cast is really good. The cinematography brilliantly captures the area’s fade and despair, and the music is dead on. Nuestaedtner shines as confused former town football hero, stuck in his home town and charged with murder. The move to Amazon from ShowTime allowed for ease of binge watching. Anything with Jeff Daniels is worth watching. Season finale suggested this would be it for this show, but it has been picked up by Amazon affiliate, Freevee, for another season. Daniels plays and sings the great country blues title song at the finale.  

WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!

Old Friends:

“From the moment we cease trying to swim upstream and begin to flow with the current, something changes within us” ………………………………………………. Arthur Sokoloff

“It’s never too late to take a moment to just look”………………………………………………………………………………………………Sharon Salzburg

“Over white cotton cloth spread out in the sun…billowing clouds” …………………………..Koyoroku

“The more we change, the more we remain the same” …………………………………… Who knows

We arrived …but just barely….so still in the nexus of a zillion things to do……. thus, a short welcome BLOG……listening to Ferlin’ rant from a 2001 Bunty show on “Ten to One” ……. how weird is it to hear your own rants live on the computer…? Only in America…. here with our short lived legend of a bass player Richard, singing the Seeds and Stems Again blues”.

But, I’m already digressing….leaving was less tumultuous than usual, notwithstanding my car reverting to it’s demon state of flashing random lights accompanied by instant loss of transmission power…….just days before flight…that led to last minute, last breath of my expiring extended warranty trip to the hated dealer….which pinned us down to the last minute before it was fixed (we’ll see about that-  last year it took 3 months) before we left Thursday….and as a result,  enjoyed a three hour enforced thunder storm break and wound up  having to pack the car top carrier at  nine at night completing the “it’s always something experience”………but by early Thursday, undeterred, we headed north, then East….a drop dead gorgeous travel day, that left the flatlands behind after a half day, and led us into the proverbial wilderness…..

Unusually for us, we drove tight thru, powered by a massive lunch pail in each car, and then a quick Diner stop at the Greeks’ in Troy, before turning north thru the pines…with our new beloved Consumer Cellular service working every step of the way through the valleys and the mounts….no shit…and then at our house for the first cell service ever….no BIG shit!!

The yard was a mess, we could not find anything. Reclamation gets harder with senior moments…. but on balance, all good, maybe even more than good. Leaving the grand-progeny behind no small task…and the last supper with Tess and kids on Monday had me crying an ocean as little Parkie and Sloanie exhorted me for one more hug Papi from their respective car seats just before driving off into the sunset…a piece of my heart leaving with them…as it was with my new band mates and my old friends of winter re-connection…not to mention the 3 minutes away Chinese food……. but then…. but then…. but then….

Lucy and The Queen are both clearly in unchained heaven, Saffron is busy with a treasure trove of meece hunting in the basement, the house is in good shape, the yard is conquered for now after two day of whacking, pruning, push mowing, mowing and chain cutting-and though I do wonder if maybe we are becoming too long-toothed for this………………… that gets assuaged by the visit welcome-home visits from the long-lost Trailer –Masseuse and  the persistent Dumpmaster who feels in his bones (like rain brought arthritis)  that it is to go to flirt with TQ, then by having Lucy’s little friend, Ivy, show back up, then a lovely post exhausting sunset dinner at DJ’s in Ludlow, and the sight of The (full) Pond once again bursting forth from the shooting fountain.

In between workloads, we managed a short trek to the wonderful Kelly’s Snack-shack in Wallingford for burgers, A+ hand –cut fries and …you bet…. Best Creamees anywhere (we should ask Lucy how good the fries and Creamees were)…..and of course the first dirt road walk amidst the grand verdant Greens.

See you for more Ramblin’……. both afoot and to you-each Sunday …or thereabouts….

Happy summer………yours in Heart……Papi

Stu’s Reviews- #806- TV Series – “Mr. Bates VS. The Post Office”- PBS- Limited series-1 Season

Genre: TV Series  

Grade: B+

Notable People:  Toby Jones, Monica Dolan, Alex Jennings, Ian Hart, Created by: James Strong and Gwyneth Hughes

Title: Mr. Bates VS. The Post Office

Review: Labeled as “the greatest miscarriage of justice in Britain’s history”, the series tells the very uplifting and persevering story of a group of rural sub-postmasters, who fought back for over ten years to defeat the overwhelming power and bureaucracy and greed- based persecution by the behemoth division of British government. You probably have to be a PBS type to really like this one; it is very low key, but charming in it ‘s own way. A short four episode series that lets you root for the vast underdog led by the winning charm of Toby Jones and the wonderful ensemble cast.

Stu’s Reviews- #805- Book – “All the Ugly and Wonderful Things””- Bryn Greenwood

Genre: Book           

Grade: A-

Notable People: Bryn Greenwood

Title:  All the Ugly and Wonderful Things

Review: this was a difficult book, both to read and to review. I’ll start off by saying it’s extremely well written and engaging. The characters are well developed and its sense of place is vivid. After that, it gets murky; this is a story that some would see as a touching and unlikely love story and some would see as a heinous portrayal of sexual abuse -and even incest. I wanted to put this book down many times, but stuck with it and its complexity drew me in and resulted in my telling other people to check it out, whose careers, like mine, have dealt with these kinds of taboos. It will challenge you and your opinions, values and sensibilities. In its essence, it is the story of a traumatized little girl, very emotionally limited and with a series of compulsive kinds of issues, who is trying to survive from a drug dealing and violent, neglectful family- and who finds what many would see as inappropriate love and nurturance. It’s often hard to tell who the good guys and the bad guys are in this book. Certainly not for everyone, but if you want challenge, give it a try.

Stu’s Reviews- #804- TV Series – “Curb Your Enthusiasm”- HBO Max -12 Seasons

Genre: TV Series                 

Grade: NR- not even going there…..

Notable People:  Larry David, Cheryl Hines, Jeff Garlin, Susie Essman, JB Smoove, Richard Lewis, Created by LD and Gavin Polone

Title: Curb Your Enthusiasm

Review: What is there to say about this absolutely bizarre show that continued the Seinfeld tradition of being about nothing- except possibly the most annoying person ever to grace the small or large stage. The final season went out with a bang- with all kinds of late references to Seinfeld-and even a Jerry sighting. The ensemble cast of zany real Hollywood types was entertaining throughout and the main players had amazing rapport and chemistry. Watching Larry and Susie berate each other became high art. It always looked they were having too much fun doing this show. It’s tempting to believe that liking or hating this show was mostly a function of cultural background- but it may simply be one of good or bad taste-and clearly mine can go in either direction. The opening scenes of the last season’s first episode with Larry going at it fil tilt with Siri pretty much captures it all. I will miss this antichrist despite all his shortcomings, which rank as equal or greater than almost any living individual.

Stu’s Reviews- #803- TV Series – “Hacks”- HBO Max -Season 3

Genre: TV Series           

Grade: A

Notable People:  Jean Smart and Hannah Einbinder, Created by Jen Statsky and Paul Downs

Title: Hacks

Review: Season 3 exceeded even the first two brilliant seasons. Smart, witty, great writing and dialog, amazingly funny cast of ensemble odd-ball characters-and Smart (Designing Women) and the extraordinary Einbinder have a once in a generation chemistry. A half hour not to be missed.

Stu’s Reviews- #802- TV Series – “The Tourist”- Netflix – 2 Seasons

Genre: TV Series        

Grade: A-

Notable People: Jamie Dornan, Danielle MacDonald, Greg Larsen, Olwen Fuere, Created by: Chris Sweeney

Title: The Tourist

Review: Extremely creative and bizarre Aussie drama starring Dornan as the victim of a car crash who wakes up in a hospital in Australia with amnesia. The Irishman wakes up with amnesia in an Australian hospital. Seeking answers, he encounters a local woman who remembers him and volunteers to help him rediscover his identity. What few clues he can find hint that he has a dark past from which he must escape before it catches up with him. That’s the basic plot, which does not do justice to this very quirky, well-acted, well written series recommended to me by my connoisseur of all things art friend, Feel. Two dynamic seasons go by in a flash. This intense series has the good sense to have a number of great comic relief characters, and Dornan is quite loveable in the lead role. Surprisingly, not yet renewed for a third season.