Novel Review- Unspeakable

Genre: Novel

Grade: B (but a good B)
Notable People: Sandra Brown
Title: Unspeakable

Review –full disclosure- this is somewhat of a trashy read. When I travel- I get tired of lugging big hardcovers- so I recently went searching in our inherited library for books our benefactress, Karen, left behind. Well- she had interesting taste. This is a mystery novel that takes place in south Texas and is kind of formulaic- but quite entertaining nonetheless. I can’t say it is very well written- but it sure kept my attention. So- it has a deaf femme fatale character, a Marlboro man with unclear motives, an eighty- year old sheriff who is being forced to retire before he is able to resolve his issues with a thirty year old murder, two of the most sociopathic brothers to grace the written page, an insatiable slut, and a massive halfwit killer who is only deterred from torturing people by available popsicles…what’s not to like? It builds to a massive climax (not one you would have a smoke after) that is reminiscent of the end of a John Wayne movie. So it’s all in all not too great- but I really liked it. Take it to the beach and lie in a chaise lounge…you’ll love the deaf woman.

the Green Mountains get VERY green

Hello all and warm greetings from the VERY Green Mountains:

Actually writing from 25,000 feet over Carolinas on way to New Orleans for a few days. Love N’Awlins but not looking forward to oppressive heat after the wonderful days and cool nights of Vermont. We have settled back in to our little country home now after the month long ordeal at the house of horrors, and are starting to really get settled, catch up and get in some wandering. We have even unpacked hidden boxes and hung up some art in the few inches of available wall space left. So here are some highlights of the last week and a half- with accompanying pictures attached above (pix are in chronological order- so you can look at the matching ones as you read along for full effect):

The House of Horrors gets finished (more or less)- we wrapped up our month of work at the old house last week and only have a few small and really heinous tasks to finish- hoping someone will make an offer without noticing these places. Our young friend, Spencer, who has helped us so much goes under knife today for one more very major surgery on his almost lost arm- so we will have to finish up without him for a while. The house is on the MLS listing- but no bites yet- we may wind up paying someone to take it. Some pictures attached of rooms in best (most favorable to sell) light with curtains and rugs.

The smallest post office in the world- on the way back from our last of the trauma at the Groton hose- we meandered to relieve the stress and hit the absolute smallest post office in the world in West Topsham Vermont (and then then the classic Windsor diner)- does someone actually spend all their days working here?

Graduation days in the Green Mountains- our neighbor girl, Liz, had her high school graduation last week and since the family has no local social contacts- we became de facto participants. This resulted in three major events in four days: senior class day, awards night and the graduation ceremony. I can safely say I went to less graduation activities for my own kids. The Black River HS (Ludlow, Vt.) class of 2014 was around 40- so very small with all events in the HS gym. A very big deal- compared to larger locales and we had no idea what anyone was talking about- but did our best to be long lost relatives. Awards night had the presentation of around 50 scholarships ranging from $500- $2000- 80% oh which went to the same three kids. With not working and earning much, I tried to talk Jenn into waiting outside for them with masks on- but she was just not up for it(Godfather One- wedding scene!). So Liz is now a graduate and off to culinary school in Montpelier in a few weeks.

Post- Graduation freedom- after three days of events we had had enough- so we declined the post grad cookout and headed off across the border to New Hampshire for dinner. In Vt., this represents real escapism. We soon realized we did not have the energy and instead went to the monthly community supper at the Odd Fellows Hall (really!)- which meant we were done in about an hour. Since we really did not want to do more graduating- we felt we could not go home (have to drive past the party) so soon- so went off in search of solitude- finding it at the mystical Weston Priory. I’m convinced this place has something to do with the Da Vinci code- but they claim it to be an order of Benedictine monks that occupies this amazing chunk of prime real estate and sculpted grounds outside the hamlet of Weston. In any case- the brothers were apparently in the midst of two weeks of silence- so we neither heard nor saw anyone- and got to just wander around, in and out, and soak up the vibe. By the time we finished- we had managed to stay out long enough to gracefully return home.

Jews in Vermont- I have now seen two evidences that there are Jews in Vermont: when I fly out of the tiny Rutland airport on the magnificent six seater prop plane, there appears to be an overgrown field across the road from the airport entrance with a sign that says “Jewish Cemetery”. I imagine the location has something to do with to need to fly out bodies quickly given time constraints on Jewish burial. And then, the local Hannaford’s grocery, had this massive display a month ago with hundreds of bottles of Gold’s Beet Horseradish- which I can tell you is the cat’s meow- and they had it for 50 cents a bottle (I foolishly bought only one and then the display was gone). I figure they must have gotten a Passover shipment that was supposed to go to a store in Brooklyn and had no idea what to with this stuff- so sold it at wholesale.

Father’s Day in the mountains- and a happy one to all of you fine dads out there in blog-land- or surrogate dads, or soon to be dads. So we spent Father’s Day furniture shopping. So in Vermont-one goes over to New Hampshire to buy furniture because they are still busy living free or dying- which means no sales tax. So we went to North Walpole (really!) to Aumands’ family furniture and bought us a new sofa/love-seat combo for the “den”. The den furniture was really the only things of any sort that Karen, our benefactress, had left for us that really needed to be gotten rid of (she offered to do it for us- but we needed something to lay on, right?). So we made a good deal with Aumand and he brought us furniture the next day- all the way across the state line- and schlepped away the good will stuff. Good buy, no? We then stopped for a nice Fathers’ Day lunch at this really weird Chinese restaurant just north of Bellows Falls. Its apparently in an old stagecoach inn and sits way high on a bluff overlooking the Connecticut River- great views- good food, Chinese for lunch- what’s not to like. We then meandered the rest of the way home- taking our usual three hours to travel less than one- stopping for a Sunday stroll through downtown Saxton’s River- where we saw no human beings for the hour we were there. Nice way to spend a Sunday.

Stu gets back on The Pond- hard to believe that lessons are so difficult to learn- but this week we were trying to get the area around the pond hacked down. It has been so wet that we have had a virtual forest growing up around the rim. So- I asked the neighbor boy, Josh, to work on whacking it down- but apparently Vermonters are a bit scared of water- so he did not get too close. So- I’m looking at it and thinking about what to do- and before anyone know it- I am once again in the muck – pulling out fronds (yes- fronds…) and lilies and brown slush from the lagoon by hand. I think the pictures pretty well capture it. Upside was that it as a incredible bonding time for the frogs, toads and Stu.

First Kayak in Vermont- as you may remember, when Karen came up to help us with the house, she did the gift of schlepping up our kayaks- which have been resting up in the back of the barn after the long journey. So- after a week at home of getting our proverbial house in order- we thought it was time for some recreation. Now- our friend Jane gave us our nifty kayak roof holders- so we go out in the blazing hot sun at peak time to throw them on top. Two hours later, sweating profusely and with semi hernia- we have them on and are ready for napping. So- we only make it as far as Star Lake which is five minutes away in town of Belmont…and full of mostly the same sludge as my pond. But- we are going to kayak- so we push through the sludge onto the fronds and then onto the bed of water lilies. We did have a nice lunch sitting in the middle of the lake- but basically you can paddle around the lake in about 15 minutes. So- first time,…not so much. BUT- we then realized- as we looked at the damn kayak holders on the roof- that we could barely fit the kayaks (if really well knotted down) into the back of Jeep- which took about six minutes. We’ll do better next time

That’s about it for now. Heading back to Ohio a week from Saturday for the blessed event- so will be blogged down until after most likely. Hope to see many of you there.

Love and kisses,

Stu

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Spring comes to the Green Mountains

Hello to all:

It’s a fine Sunday morning in Vermont; yesterday was over 80 degrees and yet the night was an autumn- like 50 or so with a magnificent Halloween looking moon. So- apparently spring, such as it is, has come to the Green mountains. Frankly, we almost missed it- as one day it was bare tress and the next day everything was green and lush and we started having to mow when we rolled out of bed in the morning. Spring goes pretty fast up here.

Our time here has been overshadowed by spending most of the last three weeks working on the house of horrors in Groton- our original and insane Vermont house purchase. What were we thinking? 23 rooms, two barns and an apartment, in the most remote part of Vermont? As most of you know – we had a really bad situation with our last renters- finally getting them out after months of no pay on rent. The house looked like post holocaust France once they left- and we have spent a collective total of over 300 hours over last three weeks- basically living there; which also means no furniture or heat, no internet or phone and sleeping on air mattresses until they run out of air and leave us on the cold floor at 2 in the morning. It has been an undertaking for the ages- but we are just about done and the house is listed on the market If you want to see it – the link is: http://www.nnerenmls.com/nne/maildoc/sd_RzyoyC20140531213556.html

We have had the great fortune to be assisted by our young renter from the apartment, Spencer, who is not working since he lost most of one arm to a logging accident last summer. He is an amazing young guy- not only with great skills and problem solving ability (plus thousands of dollars of tools) but a wry sense of wacky humor that has left us laughing through day after day of 14-15 hours of demanding physical labor. He has dubbed Jenn the lesbian queen since she has not showered in weeks and calls me Miaggi (from the karate kid) for my endless window washing (left da circle….)We would not have survived without him .The process has left us as one with Home Depot and the only Walmart in Vermont, plus regulars of the truck stop in Wells River which stays open until ten –so we can drag our asses down there to eat and access internet and phone. The French Canadian truck drivers coming down I-91 and stopping there to eat move to the other side of the room when we enter with our Holocaust -cleaning smells. . We pretty much called it a wrap after our last gonzo day this Friday and it’s in pretty amazing shape given where we started. So- now we can turn our attention to the maintenance of our other three houses (tell me-what is wrong with this picture?).

While we worked we had periodic visits from “Still Shaky Dave” our Vietnam Vet neighbor who would come down and tell us stories of roaming the jungles.; one day shots went off and he came down running (it was firecrackers) looking for Vietcong in our master bedroom suite. Jenn and I were covered with green paint and had to hide in the closet until he fully wok up (he sleeps most of the day in between patrolling the perimeter). His wife, Deb, pitched in with our cleaning and repairing efforts, in between surreptitious runs to the flea market to buy more stuff.

In between, and on the way to and from, our trips between Mt. Holly and Groton (1 ¾ hours and 89 miles)- we managed to do a few days of the semi- annual Vermont open studio tour –there are an awful lot of potters in Vermont (both types)- and we seemed to have an endless need to buy pottery (as in bedding). We also got to spend a night with our friends George and Connie at their B&B in lovely Brookfield- home of the world’s longest floating bridge until they tore it down last month there’s a great picture of Jenn and Georgie attached with the photo gallery.

We have managed to get in a couple of our classic Vermont eating stops in coming and going between the two houses. Stopped on a beautiful Sunday on the way to spend the night in Brookfield(and buy more pots- not POT!) at Tozier’s- outside Bethel- a long standing family ice cream and fried clam stand, and after our last week’s foray in home remodeling- we stopped on our way home (having not showered in days and covered in paint) at our beloved Harry’s café- which had been closed for the month of May (shoulder season- remember?) and was having their re-opening that night. They have moved from right near our house into Ludlow at the site of a former mafia type gaudy Italian restaurant-which apparently did not resonate with the locals. We got to reunite with our usual server- Katie- who is the definition of post counter culture Vermont chic (raises chickens and pigs, throws pot, does not shower much and has three young kids all named after trees).

So our return to the mountains has not left us much time for leisure as of yet- probably won’t until we return from Tess’ wedding in early July. I even got in a few work trips in last month; most recent involved going to Philadelphia for a conference which is more complicated than it sounds. Took the six seater out of Rutland airport to Boston to catch a connector. Going was a pretty ok flight- though going through eth quasi- TSA proved daunting. The airport is one room school house kind of deal- and they and seven TSA for six passengers. they screened my bag six times –which apparently was the result of “having electronics in my packed dress shoes “ (it was my travel alarm clock). On the way back- we were delayed by thunderstorms and then took off an hour late only to go through a storm at 7000 feet- with the six seater practically going upside down, and my knuckles still white five days later from holding the seat bottom. The pilot spoke no English and the co-pilot slept through the flight (even when upside down). Traveling from here is quite the adventure. I kissed the ground when we got off.

That’s about if for now- hope to have more interesting stuff in the future once we stop figuring out which house to fix next…and now we need to go mow the damn lawn again.

Be well,

Stu

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Novel Review- The Sea Runners

Genre: Novel

Grade: A-
Notable People: Ivan Doig
Title: The Sea Runners

Review –I’ve really enjoyed Doig’s work over the last year. This one is a departure from his usual Montana frontier stories. Takes place in mid-19th century Alaska- called New Archangel, which is true and it was a Russian Territory at the time (Sitka area). I guess Sara Palin was right after all and the Commies did walk across the Bering strait. At the time, it was common practice for the Russians to take indentured servants from Sweden for 7-10 years and make them slaves there more or less. This is the story of four Swedes escape adventure and small canoe paddle down the wild Pacific coast all the way to the freedom of Astoria Oregon. Exceptionally well written in a Hemmingway- Melville- esque man against nature style. Short book- fascinating read.

Music Review- Linda Ronstadt- Duets

Genre: Album

Grade: A-
Notable People: Linda Ronstadt, Frank Sinatra, Anne Savoy, Aaron Neville, James Taylor, Emmylou, Dolly and more
Title: Duets

Review –2014 release of duet tracks cut with great singers throughout Linda’s career. Very poignant in light of her current battle with Parkinson’s and forced retirement from singing. Nothing ground breaking or even new here- but a testament to the power of one of the great voices of our times. She is one for the ages.

Music Review- John Nemeth

Genre: Album

Grade: A+
Notable People: John Nemeth
Title: Name the day

Review –This guy was on several must listen lists in last year so I ordered one of his albums. WOW>>>>>this is blue eyed R&B at its finest. Hall and Oates, Steve Winwood, Van the Man, James Hunter…all have nothing on this guy. White man from Montana gets the itch and starts belting Stax Volt type numbers- sounds like he is in the studio with Booker T and stave Cropper and sounds not a little like Otis Redding. This guy is really, really good. You WILL be moving your feet.

Music Review- Arthur Alexander- Lonely Just Like Me

Genre: Album

Grade: A++++
Notable People: Arthur Alexander
Title: Lonely Just Like Me

Review –I recently went out to find a few albums on CD that I only had on record and this gem was one of them. Had not listened to him in years and was stuck by what a masterpiece this was then and is now. At the time Arthur recorded this in 1993 he had been out of music business for over 20 years and was a holy roller preacher in Chicago. He had been a favorite of the Beatles and the Stones (opened for Beatles on early tour) but had fell on hard times. He came back , made this incredible album and died shortly after. There is a voluminous back catalog of his albums from the early 60s. He was a really amazing songwriter in addition to being a sterling singer and guitar player. This IS R&B as it should be…the songs of longing, despair and renewed hope reverberate through the years. If you have never heard him- shame on you- go out and get this album.

Music Review- T- Bone Burnett

Genre: Album

Grade: A
Notable People: T-Bone Burnett
Title: T- Bone Burnett

Review –The legendary music producer, who has been the favorite of every acoustic and country- rock musician for 20 years once made his own albums. Since then he has gone on to fame with both recordings and movies (he recently did the music for True Detective). But this album (his first and self-titled)from the early 90s was quite a gem. Drop dead beautiful arrangements, flawless musicianship, great harmonies and wonderful song choices. This album was on my constant playlist then and has returned now after I recently got it on CD because I missed it.

Music Review- Lake Street Dive- The Bad Self Portrait

Genre: Album

Grade: B+
Notable People: Lake Street Dive
Title: Bad Self Portrait

Review –This band has been one of the darlings of Rolling Stone for last year. Kind of a throwback group- with nice blend of pop and acoustic music. Good arrangements and musicianship and the lead singer is a Bobbie Raitt meets Linda Ronstadt sound alike. Very nice music- though I did not find myself moved by it.

Film Review- Nymphomaniac- Volume 2

Genre: Film

Grade: B to A minus- depending on your mood
Notable People: Directed by Lars von Trier, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard, Willem Defoe, Shia Labeouf
Title: Nymphomaniac- Volume TWO!!!!-film

Review –well, I’m sure the title has gotten your attention and made you have a number of questions about this one- all of which probably have merit. So last Friday Jenn was out for the night and I was thinking about heading out to see a movie- but the theaters were filed with a bunch of teen crap. Then I checked the alt theater at OSU and they had this film. The reviews were pretty good (not as good as volume one- but who knew where one could see that) and the director rather distinguished- with a notable supporting cast. I thought I’d go- but it was an late afternoon show and I could imagine the lolls single guys get in such a venue- and also maybe did not want to be joining the other single guys who might be patronizing the movie. Instead I waited for Jenn to go the next night and made it a “date movie” (interesting logic there). Well…it’s mostly a bizarre tale of alienation, sexual frustration and being a social misfit. Sort of hard to watch due to its brutal honesty, masochism, sadism and just pathetic characters- it was still quite heady; Charlotte Gainsbourg, Skarsgard is brilliant, is quite q piece of work and great small parts for Shia Labeouf and Willem Defoe. The Swedes seem to have a knack for making movies about sex neither sensuous or erotic. You have to be in a certain mood for tis one…but line an quality reviewer I am now looking for Volume One.