Spring comes to the Green Mountains

Hello to all:

It’s a fine Sunday morning in Vermont; yesterday was over 80 degrees and yet the night was an autumn- like 50 or so with a magnificent Halloween looking moon. So- apparently spring, such as it is, has come to the Green mountains. Frankly, we almost missed it- as one day it was bare tress and the next day everything was green and lush and we started having to mow when we rolled out of bed in the morning. Spring goes pretty fast up here.

Our time here has been overshadowed by spending most of the last three weeks working on the house of horrors in Groton- our original and insane Vermont house purchase. What were we thinking? 23 rooms, two barns and an apartment, in the most remote part of Vermont? As most of you know – we had a really bad situation with our last renters- finally getting them out after months of no pay on rent. The house looked like post holocaust France once they left- and we have spent a collective total of over 300 hours over last three weeks- basically living there; which also means no furniture or heat, no internet or phone and sleeping on air mattresses until they run out of air and leave us on the cold floor at 2 in the morning. It has been an undertaking for the ages- but we are just about done and the house is listed on the market If you want to see it – the link is: http://www.nnerenmls.com/nne/maildoc/sd_RzyoyC20140531213556.html

We have had the great fortune to be assisted by our young renter from the apartment, Spencer, who is not working since he lost most of one arm to a logging accident last summer. He is an amazing young guy- not only with great skills and problem solving ability (plus thousands of dollars of tools) but a wry sense of wacky humor that has left us laughing through day after day of 14-15 hours of demanding physical labor. He has dubbed Jenn the lesbian queen since she has not showered in weeks and calls me Miaggi (from the karate kid) for my endless window washing (left da circle….)We would not have survived without him .The process has left us as one with Home Depot and the only Walmart in Vermont, plus regulars of the truck stop in Wells River which stays open until ten –so we can drag our asses down there to eat and access internet and phone. The French Canadian truck drivers coming down I-91 and stopping there to eat move to the other side of the room when we enter with our Holocaust -cleaning smells. . We pretty much called it a wrap after our last gonzo day this Friday and it’s in pretty amazing shape given where we started. So- now we can turn our attention to the maintenance of our other three houses (tell me-what is wrong with this picture?).

While we worked we had periodic visits from “Still Shaky Dave” our Vietnam Vet neighbor who would come down and tell us stories of roaming the jungles.; one day shots went off and he came down running (it was firecrackers) looking for Vietcong in our master bedroom suite. Jenn and I were covered with green paint and had to hide in the closet until he fully wok up (he sleeps most of the day in between patrolling the perimeter). His wife, Deb, pitched in with our cleaning and repairing efforts, in between surreptitious runs to the flea market to buy more stuff.

In between, and on the way to and from, our trips between Mt. Holly and Groton (1 ¾ hours and 89 miles)- we managed to do a few days of the semi- annual Vermont open studio tour –there are an awful lot of potters in Vermont (both types)- and we seemed to have an endless need to buy pottery (as in bedding). We also got to spend a night with our friends George and Connie at their B&B in lovely Brookfield- home of the world’s longest floating bridge until they tore it down last month there’s a great picture of Jenn and Georgie attached with the photo gallery.

We have managed to get in a couple of our classic Vermont eating stops in coming and going between the two houses. Stopped on a beautiful Sunday on the way to spend the night in Brookfield(and buy more pots- not POT!) at Tozier’s- outside Bethel- a long standing family ice cream and fried clam stand, and after our last week’s foray in home remodeling- we stopped on our way home (having not showered in days and covered in paint) at our beloved Harry’s café- which had been closed for the month of May (shoulder season- remember?) and was having their re-opening that night. They have moved from right near our house into Ludlow at the site of a former mafia type gaudy Italian restaurant-which apparently did not resonate with the locals. We got to reunite with our usual server- Katie- who is the definition of post counter culture Vermont chic (raises chickens and pigs, throws pot, does not shower much and has three young kids all named after trees).

So our return to the mountains has not left us much time for leisure as of yet- probably won’t until we return from Tess’ wedding in early July. I even got in a few work trips in last month; most recent involved going to Philadelphia for a conference which is more complicated than it sounds. Took the six seater out of Rutland airport to Boston to catch a connector. Going was a pretty ok flight- though going through eth quasi- TSA proved daunting. The airport is one room school house kind of deal- and they and seven TSA for six passengers. they screened my bag six times –which apparently was the result of “having electronics in my packed dress shoes “ (it was my travel alarm clock). On the way back- we were delayed by thunderstorms and then took off an hour late only to go through a storm at 7000 feet- with the six seater practically going upside down, and my knuckles still white five days later from holding the seat bottom. The pilot spoke no English and the co-pilot slept through the flight (even when upside down). Traveling from here is quite the adventure. I kissed the ground when we got off.

That’s about if for now- hope to have more interesting stuff in the future once we stop figuring out which house to fix next…and now we need to go mow the damn lawn again.

Be well,

Stu

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Novel Review- The Sea Runners

Genre: Novel

Grade: A-
Notable People: Ivan Doig
Title: The Sea Runners

Review –I’ve really enjoyed Doig’s work over the last year. This one is a departure from his usual Montana frontier stories. Takes place in mid-19th century Alaska- called New Archangel, which is true and it was a Russian Territory at the time (Sitka area). I guess Sara Palin was right after all and the Commies did walk across the Bering strait. At the time, it was common practice for the Russians to take indentured servants from Sweden for 7-10 years and make them slaves there more or less. This is the story of four Swedes escape adventure and small canoe paddle down the wild Pacific coast all the way to the freedom of Astoria Oregon. Exceptionally well written in a Hemmingway- Melville- esque man against nature style. Short book- fascinating read.

Music Review- Linda Ronstadt- Duets

Genre: Album

Grade: A-
Notable People: Linda Ronstadt, Frank Sinatra, Anne Savoy, Aaron Neville, James Taylor, Emmylou, Dolly and more
Title: Duets

Review –2014 release of duet tracks cut with great singers throughout Linda’s career. Very poignant in light of her current battle with Parkinson’s and forced retirement from singing. Nothing ground breaking or even new here- but a testament to the power of one of the great voices of our times. She is one for the ages.

Music Review- John Nemeth

Genre: Album

Grade: A+
Notable People: John Nemeth
Title: Name the day

Review –This guy was on several must listen lists in last year so I ordered one of his albums. WOW>>>>>this is blue eyed R&B at its finest. Hall and Oates, Steve Winwood, Van the Man, James Hunter…all have nothing on this guy. White man from Montana gets the itch and starts belting Stax Volt type numbers- sounds like he is in the studio with Booker T and stave Cropper and sounds not a little like Otis Redding. This guy is really, really good. You WILL be moving your feet.

Music Review- Arthur Alexander- Lonely Just Like Me

Genre: Album

Grade: A++++
Notable People: Arthur Alexander
Title: Lonely Just Like Me

Review –I recently went out to find a few albums on CD that I only had on record and this gem was one of them. Had not listened to him in years and was stuck by what a masterpiece this was then and is now. At the time Arthur recorded this in 1993 he had been out of music business for over 20 years and was a holy roller preacher in Chicago. He had been a favorite of the Beatles and the Stones (opened for Beatles on early tour) but had fell on hard times. He came back , made this incredible album and died shortly after. There is a voluminous back catalog of his albums from the early 60s. He was a really amazing songwriter in addition to being a sterling singer and guitar player. This IS R&B as it should be…the songs of longing, despair and renewed hope reverberate through the years. If you have never heard him- shame on you- go out and get this album.

Music Review- T- Bone Burnett

Genre: Album

Grade: A
Notable People: T-Bone Burnett
Title: T- Bone Burnett

Review –The legendary music producer, who has been the favorite of every acoustic and country- rock musician for 20 years once made his own albums. Since then he has gone on to fame with both recordings and movies (he recently did the music for True Detective). But this album (his first and self-titled)from the early 90s was quite a gem. Drop dead beautiful arrangements, flawless musicianship, great harmonies and wonderful song choices. This album was on my constant playlist then and has returned now after I recently got it on CD because I missed it.

Music Review- Lake Street Dive- The Bad Self Portrait

Genre: Album

Grade: B+
Notable People: Lake Street Dive
Title: Bad Self Portrait

Review –This band has been one of the darlings of Rolling Stone for last year. Kind of a throwback group- with nice blend of pop and acoustic music. Good arrangements and musicianship and the lead singer is a Bobbie Raitt meets Linda Ronstadt sound alike. Very nice music- though I did not find myself moved by it.

Film Review- Nymphomaniac- Volume 2

Genre: Film

Grade: B to A minus- depending on your mood
Notable People: Directed by Lars von Trier, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard, Willem Defoe, Shia Labeouf
Title: Nymphomaniac- Volume TWO!!!!-film

Review –well, I’m sure the title has gotten your attention and made you have a number of questions about this one- all of which probably have merit. So last Friday Jenn was out for the night and I was thinking about heading out to see a movie- but the theaters were filed with a bunch of teen crap. Then I checked the alt theater at OSU and they had this film. The reviews were pretty good (not as good as volume one- but who knew where one could see that) and the director rather distinguished- with a notable supporting cast. I thought I’d go- but it was an late afternoon show and I could imagine the lolls single guys get in such a venue- and also maybe did not want to be joining the other single guys who might be patronizing the movie. Instead I waited for Jenn to go the next night and made it a “date movie” (interesting logic there). Well…it’s mostly a bizarre tale of alienation, sexual frustration and being a social misfit. Sort of hard to watch due to its brutal honesty, masochism, sadism and just pathetic characters- it was still quite heady; Charlotte Gainsbourg, Skarsgard is brilliant, is quite q piece of work and great small parts for Shia Labeouf and Willem Defoe. The Swedes seem to have a knack for making movies about sex neither sensuous or erotic. You have to be in a certain mood for tis one…but line an quality reviewer I am now looking for Volume One.

Novel Review- A Permanent Member of the Family

Genre: Fiction

Grade: A-
Notable People: Russell Banks
Title: Stories- a Permanent Member of the Family

Review –Banks periodically publishes books of short stores-which I find to be a relatively lost art that few do well. Banks does it well. His stories move back and forth from his small hamlet in the northern Adirondacks to Miami Beach-two places that he actually lives. They are very dark. Mostly about sad and lonely people who find themselves at a crossroads- and more than not make the wrong decision. Not uplifting and somewhat depressing but the quality of his writing and the richness of his beat down characters make the read worthwhile. He is one of our gems of living writers and still going very strong.

Stu and Jenn return to the Green Mountains

Hello to all:

Since I know everyone has been waiting with baited breath for my return to these dispatches- I wanted to send a quickie to re-establish the blog. We made our way back to Vermont on Sunday the 5th- stopping overnight in Oneonta to visit with Ryan and Lauren in their cool converted barn living space. I guess we were really ready to go since pretty much never stopped between Delaware and Oneonta (we both had cups in the car for bodily functions). We had pawned off bringing up the Kayaks to our friend Karen who was gracious enough to rid us of getting them on the roof of the old girl Jeep. So- we thought packing would be a breeze this year after we had already spent a season here and brought everything known to man here- plus what we had inherited from Karen….two hours later the car top carrier was out and back on and had to be sat on by two of us to close.. Who has this much shit…

After a really hard winter in Ohio (not only the coldest in 100 years- but every heat and water source in our house broke at some point during the winter) we were ready for change. Stu arrived at the house first on Monday morning to meet the plumbers and turn water systems back on. Even in what is called “shoulder season” in Vermont (yes- we are up to seven seasons now in total) the majesty of the mountains as I left Bennington and headed north brought tears to my eyes (may have also been the onions sitting next to me in the car). The house was amazingly unchanged and unaffected; we were not sure how pre- Civil War house like being left unheated all winter. But no plaster crumbling or rats running amok. It was a balmy 20 degrees in the house but the furnace stated right up and I had it up to 50 when Drew the plumber arrived. Water was on in an hour and the house well heated by the time Jenn and the cats arrived. We had a few problems with phone service and hot water but were up and running smoothly within a few days as if we had never left. Larry and Rachel and the kids were really excited to have us back and made supper for us the first night while we were struggling with having no hot water. By the end of the week we had the house pretty much put away and the yard mowed (glory be- every lawn machine started right up after a little Country Jew maintenance)

So –lovely here in Central -Western Vermont, and with the trees blossoming and our gardens went ape shit this week thanks to our benefactress, Karen’s, years of master gardening. I have planted perennials for years but really had no idea you could expect them to come back as mine never really do. The big news in Mt. Holly/Belmont is that our beloved (though cranky) post-mistress, Jane, is retiring (forced out and unhappy about it ) and being replaced by an even more laconic and stoic Vermonter.

It’s kind of quiet around her right now. A lot of businesses take May off to go to Cancun or Burlington- since it is “shoulder season”, and everyone is recovering from the winter (had two feet of snow her the week before we came back). We have managed three walks in the woods so far and a number of Maple Cremees (you’ll have to guess)- but a lot of our time has been overwhelmed with our “other” house in Groton, Vermont- up in the northeast kingdom. We have spent the last six months trying to get the deadbeat renters out – so can try and sell the monster. Finally got them out in mid-April and discovered a house in such bad shape and odor- we had to wear Haz-Mat suits to walk in. How many fist sized holes can two Polacks make? (not a joke, really). The neighbors say that the problem was that they were from Mass.- whatever exactly that means. So- we have been working on getting people into fix some major things, had our neighbor Deb, clean for 45 hours last week and just spent an entire week there ourselves working from dawn to past dusk. Our friend, Karen, drove out from Ohio for the week to help us –which was a gift of the universe, and our young apartment renter, Spencer, turned out to be an incredibly hard worker and skilled house-man- even though he is operating with only one arm (logging accident last year). And to top it off, he kept us laughing all week. We got mountains of stuff done (pulling up cat pee stained carpets should get you into heaven, no questions asked) and young Spencer is now set loose with a six page list for the coming week – while we have the burden of going down to New Orleans (work,,,Really). We will beading back up there for another week on Memorial Day weekend once the Haz-Mat suits are dry cleaned.

Unfortunately the stress and the time (and cash) involved in trying to sell the Groton house has hampered the joy of our returning a bit, but not totally. Larry is still out there preaching at the Holiday Inn every Sunday and howling at sunset while blessing his God. Liz is getting ready to go to the culinary institute and trying to master Duck L ’Orange and Josh is still keeping his American flag lawn chair behind the barn in case a six point buck happens to show up while he is sitting there.

The woods are lovely dark and deep, but we have promises to keep and miles to go before we sleep.

A few pictures attached and more to come(did I say this was going to be short?). New laptop and can’t figure out how to reduce size of file on photos- so will send pix in several e-mails.

Stu

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